| Schlattbur Oneshots |

red lights

schlatt looked up from his phone and glanced across the room.

"i'm bored."

"i don't care."

schlatt scowled at wilbur. "you're mean."

"thank you", the brit finally looked away from his computer screen, editing software open.

their eyes met, only for a second, before wilbur turned back to his work.

schlatt rolled his eyes and placed his phone on the desk to his right.

"so we can't do something? anything? i'm finally here meeting up with you and all you're doing is work that can be done later?"

"precisely, yes."

"yes to doing something?", schlatt perked up hopefully.

"no, no. no to that, yes to work."

he slumped back down in his chair, folding his arms. he looked up a little and saw a remote for the led lights strung up around the room. he grabbed it and started turning it different colors.

which made wilbur look at him.

schlatt smiled.

he pressed a button, and another button, and just kept changing it until wilbur couldn't take it anymore.

he got up and stormed over to schlatt, trying to take the remote but schlatt stretched his arm out of wilbur's reach. whenever wilbur would try to grab it, schlatt would just wave it out of the way.

so he only did what he could.

he shoved schlatt back, pinning his arm, which made him bump the red button and the remote fly to the ground.

schlatt froze, looking up into the mutinous look of wilbur's beautiful brown eyes. so mad, yet still so pretty.

wilbur got close to schlatt's face.

"you better watch yourself while you're here, schlatt. is that clear?"

schlatt swallowed the lump in his throat, but still no words came out of his mouth when he opened it. so he nodded. he was so very glad at that moment that the lights already made his face red.

wilbur shoved him back a little again before letting go, looming over him for a second.

"good."

he then walked over to where the remote still lay on the ground, picked it up, and went back to his editing.

schlatt just sat there, dumbfounded.

the two sat in awkward (well, awkward for schlatt at least) silence until schlatt finally spoke up a little.

"wilbur i think you made me gay."

"..what?"

just a quick, cute little something to feed y'all today

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