You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
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Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
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If laughter is the best medicine, your face is curing the world!
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What's that shit on your neck? Oh it's your face!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
Who end up with you.
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Did you know they used to be called "jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
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Maybe if you wait a little longer,
A fuck will land in my hand,
And I'll give it to you.
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I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying I hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
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If I wanted shit, I would've squeezed your head.
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I failed a spelling test, because they asked me to spell 'bitch' and I wrote your name.
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You're so ugly when you come out of a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
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Nice comeback, did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep," Ha, Bitch! You need to hibernate!
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
comebacks// funny comebacks and insults
Random100 chapters of my favorite comebacks and insults! [Strong language is used] [This book is a mix of comebacks to insults] [I don't take credit for most of these comebacks]
