Wow! That lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
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Nothing brightens up a room like your absense.
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Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you go back there?
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Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
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Stop editing you pictures so much. What if you go missing?
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Poof be gone, Your breath is too strong.
Not trying to me mean, but you need some listerine.
Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
It sucks to be you.
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I really wish we were better strangers.
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It won't be the same without you. It would be better.
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Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them...brick-shaped eggs...made of bricks.
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You: What's the difference between an apple and you?
Them: I don't know...
You: An apple only keeps the doctor away. You keep everything away!
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I used to want a pet monkey. Until I met you.
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If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
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If I were a dog, and you were a flower,
I'd lift up my leg, and give you a shower.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you.
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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comebacks// funny comebacks and insults
Losowe100 chapters of my favorite comebacks and insults! [Strong language is used] [This book is a mix of comebacks to insults] [I don't take credit for most of these comebacks]
