comebacks// funny comebacks and insults

FINALE COMBO

You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said, "aww, what a treasure" and your mom said, "yeah, let's bury it"
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There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
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It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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You shouldn't play hide and seek. No one would look for you.
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Maybe if you ate some of that makeup, you could be pretty on the inside.
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I'd slap you, but shit stains.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?
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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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You're the reason they invented double doors.
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I neither have the time or crayons to explain this to you.
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You have two brain cells; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
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You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
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You're proof God has a sense of humor.
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Don't feel sad
Don't feel blue
Frankenstein was ugly too
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You're as useless as a knitted condom.
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You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
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It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
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I thought you were attractive until you opened your mouth.
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Shock me. Say something intelligent.
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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
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Your face makes onions cry.
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You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
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Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
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If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal?
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So that's it! The finish of this Comebacks/Insult book! Thank you so much for reading! Make sure to keep an eye out for my puns book coming out soon;) love you so much xx