Fake nails?
Fake hair?
Fake personality?
Are you sure you weren't made in China?
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Teacher: why do I hear talking?
Student: 'cause you got ears.
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Boy: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
Girl: at least 'N' and 'O' are already together.
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Why did the blonde sell her car?
She needed gas money.
(Not a comeback, I know)
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I love what you've done with your hair. How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawled up a chicken's ass and wait.
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It looks like your face was caught on fire and was put out with a hammer.
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What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a mustache and smells of fish while the other is a walrus.
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Whatever look you were going for, I think you missed.
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Thank you so much for reading these comebacks/insults and getting this book to 40K:') Means a whooole lot. Love you xx
ESTÁS LEYENDO
comebacks// funny comebacks and insults
Random100 chapters of my favorite comebacks and insults! [Strong language is used] [This book is a mix of comebacks to insults] [I don't take credit for most of these comebacks]
