b e l l s - a johnny knoxville love story

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"get your ass pierced?" i question. logistically how would that would?
"yeah. like across the crack?" he laughs, he's too drunk to see that this is a fucking terrible idea.
"O, that's gonna hurt really bad," i try to reason.
"yeah but how funny would it be?" he laughs.
"bella. you gotta admit it would've fucking hilarious," bam says.
"yeah come on bells. live a little," johnny says, whispering the second half in my ear. his low voice sends a shiver down my spine. i've only known the guy a few days and he already has me wrapped around his finger.
"it would be funny," i start, all the boys cheer. "only if we go to a professional!"
"come on bella. you think we could do that ourselves?" jeff shouts.
"i could," bam says, mimicking how he would do it in the air. suddenly this terrible idea has become agreed upon and we're on our way. deciding to walk there was a terrible idea, have you ever tried to wrangle 11 very drunk jackasses? i give up trying very quickly - not my circus not my monkeys. instead opting to walk with johnny and jeff, who are talking about some ideas for jackass. i do not know how he comes up with these but i do like listening to him excitedly talk about them. i let his arm snake around my waist and pull me closer to him, feigning being a little too drunk to walk alone. really i'm only tipsy but his hand just fits so well on my hip and he smells so good - like cologne and vodka, a great mix if you ask me. when we finally arrive at an open tattoo parlour they want to let like 4 of us in and not the super drunk guys. so me, steve-o, johnny and jeff with a camera come in while the others head down the road to an open bar. we go up to the piercer and first of all jeff asks if she's okay being filmed for jackass and all that stuff and then she asks what we're in for.
"i want to get my butt pierced," steve-o laughs.
"like? in the cheek?" she asks confused.
"no like across the crack," he laughs.
"logistically i'm not sure how that would work but i'll try it," she laughs. she makes steve-o lays down and the girl begins to mark it out.
"could you just show us what you'll be doing?" jeff asks.
"yeah so i'm gonna pierce this cheek from here to here," she says, pointing to one side, "and then on this side here to here."
"ew O this is gonna be bad," i say.
"oh i know," he laughs.
"okay. i'm gonna start now and i'm just gonna ask you to breathe in, hold it and breathe out," she says, coaching steve-o while she works. i lean back into johnny for support, this is gross.
"oh it's so bad," steve-o complains.
"you're doing good. okay this one's gonna be slower, but you're gonna do the same thing," she explains, before doing it.
"oh that one was worse," he complains, squeezing his eyes shut.
"oh steve-o she's shut the trap doors," johnny laughs, moving jeff to film it.
"it's so pretty O," i laugh. a group of people walked in to get their own tattoos or piercings to see steve-os pierced butt. jeff gets their permission to film and they all give responses. one girl even saying he had a cute butt.
"okay i'm ready to take this out," he says. we finally leave the place and go back to the bar.
"pj i'm gonna pee," i say, needed a little break and honestly could pee.
"okay. i'll get you a drink," he says, flashing me a smile. after finishing i go to head back to the boys before being stopped by a guy.
"hey gorgeous. let me buy you a drink," he says, stopping in front of me.
"no i'm okay thank you ," i say.
"oh come on. just one drink," he smiles.
"i'm okay i don't want one," i say.
"what? can't give a guy a chance?" he complains.
"i have a boyfriend and i don't want a drink," i say, sometimes a man will not listen without saying your dating someone.
"don't lie. sweetheart," he says. his voice is slimy and i just want him to leave me alone.
"leave me alone. i tried to be nice okay," i say, trying to push past him.
"we'll. let's see this boyfriend then," he says beginning to follow me. oh shit. i make my way back to johnny and intertwine my fingers with his.
"hey babe," i smile. i just hope he gets it.
"hey bells you okay?" he smiles.
"yeah. just showing off my boyfriend to this guy," i say, turning to him. his face is sour but he walks away.
"boyfriend huh?" he smiles.
"oh shush you," i fake complain.
"you okay though?" he asks seriously.
"i'm okay now he's left," i say. he kisses my forehead and hands me a drink.
"ignore him. i'm your boyfriend now," he laughs. boyfriend is pretty good to me.
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chapter seven
chapter word count : 869
total word count : 7311

new chapter - sorry it's short !! please comment and vote if you enjoy it and give me any suggestions you want in this. thank uuuu <33