once we're ready we again head down to the lobby where most of the guys are waiting.
"looking good bella!" bam says as we come over. i smile as he wraps me in a hug.
"thanks bamela. johnny picked it," i say, as bam slings his arm over my shoulder.
"incredible work," he laughs.
"who we waiting on?" johnny asks, folding his arms.
"dave, ehren and preston," jeff says.
"where we going?" i ask.
"there's an olive garden down the road. we just need to get everyone drunk for steve-o's bit later. by request of O," jeff explains.
"yeah. bella you need to get shit-faced with us," he complains.
"damn okay," i say, rolling my eyes. when dave, ehren and preston finally arrive we all pile into the vans and set off. i like driving with all the guys it's always so lively. not to mention johnny constantly pulls me into the seat next to him and lets me lean on him while we drive, usually also letting me play or draw on his hands.
"i like your dress bella," chris says from the row behind us.
"oh thanks chris - i got it from a calvin klein shoot," i smile.
"you've shot for calvin klein?" ryan asks surprised.
"yeah like 6 months ago?" i say.
"i thought you just worked for big brother?" ehren asks.
"yeah i mostly do. but i'm not gonna say no to an opportunity yknow," i smile.
"yeah or you wouldn't be here," bam says.
"yeah. in a car on the way to go wax steve-o's pubes," ryan laughs.
"i know. where has my career gone?" i laugh. when we finally arrive we pile out and into the restaurant. none of us get super drunk during dinner but after we go out to a bar. steve-o starts by buying us all three rounds of shots. we take them as a group and then johnny drags me and steve-o to the bar, making us all do two more shots. i'll be honest this is more then i've drank in a long time but it's not hitting me just yet. johnny then gets us some beers and we all crowd around some tables. after we finished, my drinks have started hitting and i feel fucked. steve-o decides we're sufficiently drunk enough to watch him get waxed so we head to the place, we'll me, steve-o, johnny, bam, ryan, rick and jeff are going everyone else is staying and drinking until we get back. so us all pile into the van again and rick (who hasn't been drinking on account of him having to film) drives us to a studio they'd set up. i immediately lay back on johnnys chest, my head feeling fuzzy.
"you okay bells?" he asks, kissing my forehead. i nod at him. "how's you're head?"
"no complaints," i smile. he gives me a look. "oh, i mean i think i'll live."
"don't be dirty bells. not in the car," johnny says, grabbing my face and making me look up at him. not in a painful way, not like he was trying to hurt me, more in a commanding, dominant way - a hot way.
"why? don't wanna be turned on in front of your friends?" i whisper into his neck. he rolls his head back and doesn't respond.
"what are you two whispering about?" bam asks, kicking at my leg.
"your mom," i burst out laughing. everyone else in the car laughs loudly.
"hey don't talk shit about april," bam sulks.
"i wasn't," i say. rick puts on some music looking annoyed at us all. when we get to the studio steve-o decides everyone is now too sober (not true) and pulls out a bottle of vodka for us all to do some shots. we all do one then sit down in the peanut gallery area with some beers. the waxer gets all her stuff ready and gets ready to start.
"hi, i'm steve-o and this is the bikini wax," steve-o says into ricks camera.
"so what do you want me to do?" the waxer asks.
"well i've been wearing this speedo a lot recently and i want to clean up my pubes," steve-o laughs. the waxer starts around the speedo with steve-o jumping and shouting every time she pulls a strip. then they move onto his chest.
"wait no! not my nipple!" he shouts, panicking.
"omg can i pull it off?!" i shout, jumping up.
"no!" steve complains.
"yes! bella do it!" jeff says. i hand johnny my beer and saunter over to steve-o.
"okay. you have to get it though. don't half pull," he says, squeezing his eyes shut.
"O, im a girl i know how to wax," i say, rolling my eyes. i get a good grip on the edge of the wax strip and pull as hard as i can, ripping the hair off. he yells out in pain.
"oh bella you bitch!" he shouts.
"O! don't be such a pussy!" i shout back, mimicking him. i walk away and give knoxville the strip, swapping it with my beer.
"ew gross i don't want this," he says, flicking it onto the floor and pulling me onto his lap. we watch steve-o get waxed some more before the lady moves on the waxing his face.
"oh i wanna pull an eyebrow!" johnny says excitedly. he moves me onto the couch and goes over. steve like for me rejects the idea, but still let's it happen. he doesn't pull it off all in one go tho - it slips from his grasp twice before he pulls the whole thing off. steve-o yelps in pain each time and johnny happily walks away showing ricks camera the wax strip. we all do another shot while the lady shaves his head. by the end of the whole session steve-o is fully hairless.
"oh you look like a giant baby O!" i laugh, touching his head.
"yeah. it's not a good look for you!" johnny laughs. we go back to the van.
"what's everyone else gonna say?" steve-o laughs climbing into the van.
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