b e l l s - a johnny knoxville love story

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boyfriend is pretty good to me. i'm currently regretting my previous sentiment as i carry a shitfaced knoxville home. his arm is slung over my shoulder and hes drunkingly stumbling.
"i told you you were drinking too much," i laugh at him.
"i am not drunk," he says pointing into my face.
"oh honey i believe you," i giggle as he trips over his foot for the 10th time.
"bells the world is spinning. make it stop for me?" he asks gently, looking at me with puppy dog eyes. i raise my hands and scrunch my face into a concentration face and then turn to him. "did that work?"
"yeah that's perfect thanks bells," he smiles crookedly. we come to a stop as steve-o has decided he must piss right here right now and has run to an alley to do so.
"how's knox?" jeff asks me. he is one of the only other moderately sober people in our group.
"he's fine. aren't you? no more spinning world?" i laugh.
"yep!" he says popping the p, "bells stopped the world from spinning."
"incredible work bella," jeff laughs.
"bella! bella! bella!" i hear from beside me. a very drunk pontius stand in the grass patch near us.
"yes pontius?" i smile.
"watch this!" he smiles, performing a terrible cartwheel while yelling 'are you watching?' the entire time.
"wow chris. that was amazing," i smile sarcastically.
"wait bella! bella! watch this!" an equally drunk ehren shouts, now running to where chris is and doing a front roll over.
"did you see? did you watch?" he laughs to himself, sitting on the floor.
"great work ehren," i smile. steve-o now back from pissing has decided he now wants to show me his skills.
"bell! bell! beeeellllll! watch me!" he slurs excitedly, before throwing himself into a front flip and landing on his back.
"oh my GOD! O are you OKAY?" i shout rushing over and leaving johnny with jeff. steve is currently laying on his back laughing his ass off. "honey are you okay?" i say, taking his hand to pull him up.
"calm down bellaaaaa!" he says, dragging out the 'a', "wasn't that cool?"
"so cool O!" i smile, before dragging him up. it really is like looking after a group of toddlers.
"come on everyone let's get back to the hotel!" jeff says. i round up all the boys and we begin our walk back.
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"okay arabella. you take bam, ryan and knoxville back to their rooms. i'll wrangle the rest!" jeff instructs me. i nod in agreement before ushering the boys forward. they're very loud and very drunk so i make them put their fingers on their lips to stop them from talking. except from the occasional giggle from one of them we make it to ryan and bams room without too much of a fuss. i instruct them to go to bed and they do. next i take johnnys hand and take him to his room.
"bells. i don't want to sleep alone!" he complains as we get closer.
"we'll what do you want me to do?" i ask him gently.
"stay in my room. you smell good and i want to cuddle," he slurs.
"honey you're piss drunk. maybe another time huh," i compromise with him. he huffs in response. once we get to his door i open it and let him in, he goes and immediately flops on the bed. i leave his key card on the nightstand and go to my own room. honestly i had had quite a few drinks tonight but dealing with the boys had temporarily sobered me up. currently i felt like a pile of human garbage though. i force myself to get ready for bed, drink some water and take some painkillers knowing morning me will appreciate it.
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news flash - morning me did appreciate it. i woke up with a dry feeling in my mouth and a slight headache, nothing getting up and ready and a painkiller won't help. i woke up surprisingly early so decided to get ready and then go to jeffs room and see if he'd like to prank the boys with me. when i knock on his door i wasn't expecting him to be up and ready but he didn't drink too much last night so i'm not surprised.
"hey jeff. wanna prank some of the boys with me?" i smile. he nods and immediately ushers me into his room. he has many props ready to use for pranks. i feel like however that some good old antiquing might be the way to go. and i want all the boys to shower because ew. this way they'll have to. we decide to start with steve-o and chris pontius as their room is very close to jeffs. we go in with me holding a bag of flour and jeff with a camera.
"bells intro it!" jeff says. i nod in response.
"hi. i'm arabella lawson and the jackass boys have been very bad. it's time for a wake up call," i whisper into the camera, grabbing a handful of flour and showing it. i go to the bed they're sharing and take half of the scoop i had gotten out in each hand before throwing them down and hitting each boy in the face with a satisfying dusty slap. they both wake up quickly and slightly loudly.
"what the hell?!" from an angry chris and,
"what happened?" from a sleepy steve-o.
"good morning boys," i smile sweetly. we keep going through each room before finally getting to johnnys. more people had joined the prank and it had now gone from some antiquing to adding water guns and now for knoxville the paintball gun had been brought out. some people who joined were bam, steve-o, dave and wee man. we all sneak into his room where he is still passed out on the bed in the same clothes as yesterday. they usher me forwards as well as weeman. the plan was for me to antique him with wee man stood naked on his bed so he was surprised then to get him with the paintball and water guns. i thought it was a bit harsh but i knew it would be good footage. i throw the flour against his face then get out of the way quickly not wanting to be caught in the crossfire of what's to come.
"man what the-" he sleepily shouts before encountering wee man with a water gun who promptly shoots him before the rest of the guys attack with various weapons.
"morning knoxville!" i smile sweetly.
"oh i'm coming to get you!" he shouts, jumping up and grabbing me covering me in flour, paint and water.
"johnny!" i gasp loudly, very upset he has ruined my outfit.
"you deserve it," he whispers in my ear. i about melt in his arms, why did he have to say it like that, in that low voice that makes my knees go weak. jeff shouts cut and all the boys laugh. johnny let's me go and i wipe down my outfit as good as possible but realistically i was gonna have to change.
"okay everyone shower and get ready. we have stuff to film!" jeff commands. everyone leaves johnnys room except me and him.
"i was just gonna antique you yknow!" i say, matter of factly.
"where did the rest of that shit come from?" he smiles, pulling his jacket off.
"we'll each person was pissed when i woke them up so they decided they'd make it worse for the next person. you just happened to be the last person we got to," i laugh.
"wow. and you didn't stop them," he says sarcastically, pulling his shirt off. god he was good looking. classically handsome and that body, those abs. i had to catch myself and stop myself staring.
"go shower loser. jeff has some new hell for us to go through," i say leaving the room. what torture could be next?
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chapter eight
chapter word count : 1343
total word count : 8654

yall this picture of johnny - literally what is happening.
and what do yall want the next stunt to be?
new chapter - longer to make up for me missing upload days. !! please comment and vote if you enjoy it. thank uuuu <33