"i look fine as hell in that photo as well"

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Secret Mermaid Lemonade
Chapter Two: Keeho is a horse now, oh well

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Today 3:00 PM

Theo:

Gross dude, why are you builtlike that?

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Gross dude, why are you built
like that?

Keeho:
First of all, fuck you
And second, you send an old
picture out of nowhere
Like what kind of logic?

Theo:
Aren't you at work?

Keeho:
yUp :)
Taking someone's blood as we
speak

Contact Jiung is now active.

Jiung:
*type
Shouldn't you be focused on
that person and NOT your phone?

Keeho:
What's your point?

Theo:
Can we go back to the fact that Keeho
is built like a horse?

Jiung:
You know what? Nevermind

Keeho:
Again: fUck you
I'm not built like a horse

Contact Intak is now active.

Intak:
Sorry to burst your bubble mane, but
you are totally built like a horse
Neigh for us!

Theo:
^
Yeah you stallion you!
Neigh for us!

Keeho:
I will literally sacrifice your first born
Keep playing with me...

Theo:
Jokes on you, I hate kids ;P

Jiung:
Yet you were practically melting at the
sight of a toddler kicking a soccer ball
the other day
Said you wanted to squish their cheeks

Intak:
Children make my stummy hurt

Theo:
Expose me again and I will bleach your
Polly pocket blanket

Keeho:
Awe look at Theo being soft for babies
<3

Jiung:
Not my blanket :(

Contact Soul is now active.

Soul:
Did this grown man just say stummy?

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