"I forgot I was a bad bitch, tragic."
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In which Soul believes Theo is a mermaid who is using his magical hand-crafted lemonade in order to make everyone bend to his will; and he wants in.
Or if the group P1Harmony was just a bunch of normal friends...
Secret Mermaid Lemonade Chapter Thirty-Three: Good boy gone bad
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Soul: Put the metal to his mouth now I call his ass brace face Hmmm
Intak: And your bitch up for grabs like a sweepstakes I'ma eat her ass like a cheesecake
Jongseob: Now we back to my place Bust on her face with my nut like a toothpaste Hmmm
Soul: Straight up at his crib like it's Home Alone Mac up to his face, you would think he had lipstick on Hmmm
Intak: Price on his head, hella ice like a sled Make a dude freeze up like Frozone Hmmm
Jongseob: Put the chrome to a dudes dome Now his ass stuck like he need a couple chromosomes
Theo: What the frickity fuck are ya'll talking about?
Keeho: Let's address the vulgar words
Soul: Don't kill the vibe old people Join us, or leave
Intak: Omg we're like a big happy family again...but without Jiung Why didn't no one add him back yet? Matter of fact, don't add him back just yet
Keeho: I am not old! Only Theo is...
Jongseob: Maybe because we all can't stand the sight of each other anymore
Theo: Bitch Our birthdays are not that far apart
Soul: Everyone keep it going! Eggs, bacon, grits...
Keeho: Speaking of not standing the sight of each other, I have officially unclaimed Jongseob for the fuck shit that he has done
Intak: Sausage!
Theo: What did he do?
Soul: I'm a straight guy with a fat ass and I still get...
Jongseob: I told you to respect my decisons and that's final It's not like I'm not in contact with Yeseo
Intak: Sausage!
Keeho: Fucking pinky here, got the girl knocked up and then doesn't want to claim her or the child DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE DATING THIS ENTIRE TIME!?
Soul: Yeo, these old people are really killing the vibe I was just trying to text everyone in hopes of winding down from this interrogation with my family's mafia
Would you like to unsend a message? Yes | No
Theo: YOU GOT SOMEONE PREGNANT!?
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