"i feel like i have lost you guys to madness"

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Secret Mermaid Lemonade
Chapter Twenty-Five: No resolution just yet

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private chat
You and Jiung are active | Intak
Today 2:00 AM

Intak:
And then the fisherman told
me that he would call the cops
if I didn't leave the premises
immediately...
How bogus is that!?

Jiung:
Super bogus
But maybe next time don't
try and role play SpongeBob
SquarePants with the things
in his shop

Intak:
Even if I managed to gain
audience because my
character voices were spot on
and people were actually
enjoying the way that I
managed to sing Krusty
Krab Pizza in a perfect
key?

Jiung:
Yes. Even if

Intak:
Fine...
But only because I refuse
to be arrested and put in
a jail cell with some random
buff dude that may think
I'm fresh meat and is willing
to seduce me with the promise
that he would never hurt me
because I'm too pretty
And then he and his squad would
really keep their word by making
sure that the rival squad
never lays a finger on my pretty
little head
His words not mine
And then before you know it
I'm trusting this buff man and
I somehow end up falling for him
But of course we can never be
together because he's some
convicted felon and my parents
would never accept our relationship
because I'm the good guy who
managed to end up in jail from a
small crime and not something
serious like drug smuggling
Our love would be tragic

Jiung:
Intak what the fuck?

Intak:
Might have gotten crossfaded
and now I can't tell if I'm typing
all of this with my fingers or
if I'm using my brain wave powers

Jiung:
Are you serious?
I just left your house
How did you-? You know what?
Nevermind. I'll be over in a few
minutes

Intak:
No! You really don't need to
I'm fyne. Shoot, I mean fine
Huh, I guess I really was using
my brain wave powers in order
to text you. Because the minute
I really focus on my thumbs, I
spell something wrong
Move aside Jongseob! There's
a new Minecraft witch in town!

Jiung:
Yeah, no
I'm coming over and you're
going to get sober
Why did you even decide to
get crossfaded?

Intak:
Theo tried to apologize after you
left
He called me
And guess what? I hung up on
him
Tehe

Jiung:
Oh honey...

Intak:
Nah fam squad
I'm good. I'm chill. I'm like
an ice cream cone on a winter
day

Jiung:
You don't seem fine
From what you've told me, this
really hurt you
I'll be there soon

Intak:
And what about you?
You haven't spoken to anyone
but me ever since the whole
Keeho thing
Are you gonna open up about how
that made you feel?

Jiung:
That's a lie...I spoke to
my mother...

Intak:
You know what I mean Jisung
I mean Jmug
*Jwronh
*Warthog
FUCK I MEAN JIUNG!

Jiung:
Warthog?

Intak:
I'm not telling you anything further
until you tell me more about what
happened between you two

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