Secret Mermaid Lemonade | p1

"oh so wait, intak is the real hoe"

Secret Mermaid Lemonade
Chapter Nine: Ew how dare they!?

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theo is a merMAN i swear
Six members are active | Taeyang
Today 6:30 PM

Jongseob:
AAAAAAHHHH
OH MY GOD
I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR
LIFE
I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT
SOMEONE PLEASE PROVIDE
ME SOME BLEACH
KEEHO
KEEHO
PLEASE! I NEED BLEACH FOR
MY EYES
HOLD ON WAIT THERES ALCOHOL
HERE ILL JUST USE THAT

Theo:
Dude you're being dramatic...

Jongseob:
AHHH IT BUUUURNS

Intak:
No one told you to actually put
alcohol in your eyes you idiot

Jiung:
Is someone going to explain what
has Jongseob freaking out?

Keeho:
Nah, I kinda want to guess
He saw an octopus eating garbage
out of a raccoons mouth? Final
answer

Jongseob:
Wit beuse I toinl I'm gonhung blubd

Theo:
What the fuck? No
Where would he see that?

Jiung:
Keeho babe, go take a nap

Soul:
He saw a SQUID eating garbage out
of a raccoons mouth? Final answer

Jongseob:
Lease somehb tke me to star hidypital

Keeho:
No can do bestie, I have the
night shift ;)

Intak:
Where do y'all come up with this
stuff?
There's no sea creatures eating
anything out of a raccoons mouth

Jiung:
Are we going to get an answer on
Jongseob or...?

Theo:
Oh right
It's because he saw me and Intak
making out on my couch :)

Jongseob:
Hold on I think I'm gwttong my visin
back
ITS BECISE I SAE THEO ANF INAYK
MSKING OUY ON THE CIUCH

Jiung:
*Intak and I

Soul:
Here we go with the grammar
police *whee whoo whee whoo!*

Keeho:
YALL DID WHAT?

Theo:
It's not that big of a deal, we do
it all the time after we have a
couple of shots

Keeho:
OH MY GOD
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS
A JOKE

Jongseob:
It's npt buddy

Jiung:
Dude I thought you weren't gay?
So we just lying now?

Soul:
I'm surprised y'all didn't know about
this?
They're literally always making out
when we go to the bar

Keeho: