Secret Mermaid Lemonade
Chapter Seventeen: Makes you question a lot
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soul or shota?
Two members active | Shota
Today 3:12 AM
Soul:
So then when you pour the
soda on top of the balloon, it'll
become purple and eventually
shape into a dog
Now you don't need one of those
dumb clowns to do it for you
Jongseob:
But like how do you know it'll
become a dog?
What if it becomes a giraffe?
Oooou or what if it becomes a
cat and starts attacking all of the
other dog balloons that have
been made?
Soul:
You don't
That's the fun part!
Unless you really don't
want a dog. Then you have to do
this weird ritual that takes up to
10 hours, and if you make a
mistake then it's going to be
another 15
Jongseob:
Kind of want to try
Soul:
Right now?
Do you even have any balloons?
Jongseob:
Nah, but I can run to the store real
quick and buy some
I know a convience store that is open
25/8 and will give me a discount
if I compliment the dead lizard he
keeps on the counter
Soul:
If you do go, come pick me up
first!
I want to see the dead lizard!
Contact Theo is now active.
Theo:
I will personally visit the both of
ya'll houses and shove handfuls
of manure down your throats if
you keep typing in this damn
group chat instead of each other!
Contact Jiung is now active.
Jiung:
^
Ya'll do know that private
messages exist right?
Soul:
But what's the fun in that?
Ya'll would have missed out on
our great conversation about
balloon animals
Contact Intak is now active.
Intak:
Looking back, that is not how you
make balloon animals...
Also, Jongseob aren't you mad at
Soul for letting Pecan the bird
destroy your house?
Contact Keeho is now active.
Keeho:
Can someone explain the creepy
convience store that Jongseob was
about to drive to?
Jongseob:
I was. But then I saw how cute
Pecan the bird was and couldn't
stay mad anymore
Now we co-parent :)
Soul:
It is too!
My old bodyguard taught me
That was before he was shot due
to being a secret spy out to ruin
my family's empre
Would you like to unsend messages?
Yes | No
Jongseob:
SO NONE OF YOU FUCKERS
SAW THOSE MESSAGES!?
HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT
THAT YOU ALL ARE SILENT
WHEN HE DECIDES TO PULL
THAT DOUBLE LIFE SHIT
Intak:
Sorry fam squad but I accidentally
fell back to sleep
You know...because it's 3 IN THE
FUCKING MORNING
Theo:
I'm busy enjoying my show while
eating dinner
Don't have time to feed your delusions
YOU ARE READING
Secret Mermaid Lemonade | p1
Fanfiction"I forgot I was a bad bitch, tragic." - In which Soul believes Theo is a mermaid who is using his magical hand-crafted lemonade in order to make everyone bend to his will; and he wants in. Or if the group P1Harmony was just a bunch of normal friends...
