Secret Mermaid Lemonade
Chapter Eight: Okay, but he has a point
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Five members are active | Jongseob
Today 5:40 PM
Contact Soul has changed the chat name.
Chat name: theo is a mermaid i swear
theo is a mermaid i swear
Five members are active | Jongseob
Today 5:41 PM
Intak:
Here we go with the bullshit again
Theo:
DUDE!
I. AM NOT. A MERMAID
Soul:
Oops, my bad
Contact Soul has changed the chat name.
Chat name: theo is a merMAN i swear
theo is a merMAN i swear
Five members are active | Jongseob
Today 5:43 PM
Theo:
You are three seconds away from
getting blocked :)
Jongseob:
Y'all wanna know what I hate?
Jiung:
Where did this mermaid fascination
come from anyway?
Soul:
I had a dream
Like Martin Luther King type
beat ya know?
He was a mermaid in the
dream and it just sprouted
from there
Jongseob:
Y'all wanna know what I hate?
Intak:
But like what part of that dream
made you think that he was really
a mermaid?
Theo:
Your reason makes me want to
commit...
I want my casket to be bedazzled
and I want to be buried with Pink
Whitney in my hands
Soul:
It was after an energy drink issued
coma. It's only right that I believe
what I dream about
Intak:
Theo taking Jongseob's alcoholic
crown :)
Jongseob:
But like do y'all want to know what I
hate?
Jiung:
That still doesn't make any sense
Mermaids are fictional characters that
are based off the myth of sirens who
are women out to kill men after luring
them in with their voices
Soul:
Now tell me that doesn't sound like
our lovely Theo? <3
Intak:
Nah wait cause he has a point ^
Jongseob:
But like DO YALL WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I HATE?
Theo:
I'm a man though?
Jiung:
Sirens don't have to be gender
specific
Myths pertain to all :)
Intak:
Soul what energy drinks do you be
drinking? Kind of want to be what
you're on?
Jongseob:
BUT DO YALL WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I HATE!?
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Secret Mermaid Lemonade | p1
Fanfiction"I forgot I was a bad bitch, tragic." - In which Soul believes Theo is a mermaid who is using his magical hand-crafted lemonade in order to make everyone bend to his will; and he wants in. Or if the group P1Harmony was just a bunch of normal friends...
