𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 | 𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗁𝗒𝗎𝖼𝗄

Elf

"FUXK HES CALLING WHY IS HE CALLING?! WE NEVER CALLED BEFORE" Donghyuck screamed, throwing his phone at Jaemin who directly threw it back at him.

"HOW DO I KNOW? HES YOUR FRIEND NOT MINE!" The pink haired panicked.

"Should I answer?" Donghyuck asked,

"Yes you asshole!"

"Oh uhm hey" Donghyuck aggressively signaled Jaemin to keep quiet, who told him to put it on speaker.

Donghyuck complied, putting the phone on speaker.

"Hi hyuck, sorry for calling without asking you first heh" mark said, and Jaemin was about to snort at how awkward he sounded.

"It's alright, why did you call?"

"So my best friend kinda wanted to know why I spent so much time on my phone so he forced me to call you while he's here" mark chuckled.

"Ah alright"

"He wanted to 'meet' you, well at least talk to you" mark explained, before a loud thud was heard on the other line.

"Oh hey! I'm Jeno nice to meet you! The sound you heard was just me throwing mark on the floor, don't worry"

Jaemin chocked on the water he was drinking.

"Jeno? As in like lee Jeno?" Donghyuck asked for confirmation, as Jeno hummed as a yes.

Donghyuck burst out laughing, and both boys on the other line were wondering what was going on.

"Oh- sorry- my best friend kinda has the biggest crush on you-"

"LEE DONGHYUCK YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD," Jaemin jumped on him, as the phone fell down against the door of Donghyucks room.

"Well, please don't kill each other" Jeno chuckled, he found it amusing.

"I swear to god you won't be able to see the light of day anymore" Jaemin threatened, already sitting on top of his best friend, who was struggling to get Jaemin off of him.

They hadn't even noticed that the phone accidentally opened the face time option, so mark and Jeno could see everything.

They continued to roll on the floor, fighting for their lives.

"Okay guys, I think it's alright, you can stop fighting now?" Mark tried, but the two boys didn't listen.

"Jaemin stop harassing Donghyuck!" Suddenly another figure was seen on the screen, a short boy with light brown hair separated the two boys, who were still glaring at each other.

The two boys on the other line could only watch as the phone got picked up, and a gasp was heard.

"WHY ARE YOU FACETIMING WITH MARK LEE AND LEE JENO?!" Chenle screeched, happily waving the screen.

"Oh shit" Donghyuck cursed, he figured he had accidentally clicked the face time button when the phone fell down.

"I'm done with life" Jaemin said, running out of the room and going to hide himself on the couch.

"I'm sorry that you had to witness this" Donghyuck awkwardly chuckled, but mark and Jeno just told him that it was alright.

It was entertaining to watch them fight.

"By the way, injun and lele, what are you doing here?" He asked, as everyone joined Jaemin on the couch.

Jeno and Mark were still on the phone.

Donghyuck had told them that they could hang up if they wanted, but they said that they wanted to be friends with everyone so, here we are I guess.

"Hyuckkkk why does jisungieee not understand that I like him?!" Chenle complained, shaking his older friends arm.

"YOU LIKE JISUNG? As in park Jisung? My son?" Jaemin was baffled, why did no one tell him this?

"And this bitch here knew before me?"

"Asshole!" Donghyuck stuck his tongue out, getting slapped by Jaemin.

"He accidentally found out alright, and injun, well- his observation skills are on another level."

"I'm sorry to interrupt or something, but did you say park Jisung?" They heard Jeno ask, and everyone whipped their head towards the direction of the phone.

Jaemin just hid himself again.

"Yeah why?" Renjun asked.

"It might be the park jisung I know" Jeno said, and Chenle took his phone to show him a picture of Jisung.

They heard mark and Jeno gasp.

"See! My cousin is your friend? That's cool" Jeno casually said, chuckling at the coincidence.

"So you are telling me. That MY son, is Lee jeno's fucking cousin. Oh he's dead" Jaemin said, going to stand up.

"No no no- you bitch ain't goin anywhere"

"Hey guys, we're sorry but we gotta go, work is calling" they all quickly saluted, and the two boys hung up.

[...]

It's a bit chaotic ik