With a strict dad and a busy schedule, you've never been able to go on a date let alone have a real relationship. But now you're tasked with turning your high school's resident playboy, Porco Galliard, into the perfect boyfriend.
Modern AU
Female sh...
Porco had dropped you off at home close to one-thirty in the morning. You slept in and by the time you woke up, your father and sister had left a note saying they went to meet up with some of Evelyn's friends and their parents at the museum. While eating breakfast Marcel texted you and invited you over to hang out at his house and even stay the night citing that his parents were out for the day and so was Porco.
Best Friends 💞🤬
Marceline So who's coming over? Gotta know so I can order enough pizza
You I'm coming
Wine Mom I'll come only if we get olives on them
Freckle Frackle Bitch no
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Marceline I'd rather die
Wine Mom We've talked about this!!! IT TASTES GOOD!!
Freckle Frackle No!!!!!!!!!
You You also said anchovies tasted good on pizza so...
Sane One Just get Colt his own pizza so he can get any toppings he wants
Wine Mom Thank you Historia At least someone is nice to me!
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Freckle Frackle Are you flirting with Historia in front of me?
Wine Mom What? Of course not
Freckle Frackle
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