This is just a collection of all the shit texas has done <3 clearly you can see i dislike this dumbass, uh warning for swearing, duh.
fucker is just, stupid and almost everyone is done with his bs, however most people don't argue with him when he targets certain people [cough cough cali Florida and louie cough cough] and actually agree with him depending on the occasion.
DC is a active texas apologist </3
Texas has compared Florida to Spain multiple times, including writing "you're just like spain" on flo's arm in sharpie.
He also started a groupchat where people insulted California. New York found out and punched him.
Made fun of Cali for passing out in a meeting.
Mans is just a bitch i don't know what else to say </3
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State Files
FanfictionHi! You can call me Pearl, and welcome to my Statehouse headcanon book! here I'll be posting headcanons, incorrect quotes and the occasional oneshot! all of this will be organized by the chapters [ie; chapters will have 'headcanons' 'incorrect quote...
