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Bellatrix: Little guy, there's something in your face.

The boy: Eh?

Bellatrix: I'm not lying to you, on the side.

The boy: Here? *Wipe the opposite side of his cheek.*

Bellatrix: No the other- ugh, hold still. I'll help you flick it away.

Bellatrix: *Try to flick it but missed and hit his cheek hard*

Bellatrix: I- I'm so-

Me: *Trying to contain my laugh*

The boy: *Holding his face while sobbing*  I'm telling my mommy, you are bullying me!

*The elevator doors open*

Me: *Holding a pack of candy* Here, have some of my candy.

The boy: *Sprint out* MOMMY THERE'S SOMEONE BULLYING ME AND TRY TO KIDNAPPED ME!!

Me: *Confused* Wha?

You: *Dying* You guys are really bad with kids- LAKDDKSJDAWLE

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