Love

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by HornyW1tch

by HornyW1tch

                                    
                                              Bellatrix: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT Y/N DOESN'T LOVE ME?? 
Me: TO MAKE YOU FEEL INSECURE OF YOURSELF!! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!
Bellatrix: THAT'S JUST AWFUL AND VERY UNLIKELY OF YOU.
Me: I woke up today and chose violence.
Bellatrix: Who hurt you?
Me: My mother. 
Bellatrix: Didn't knew you had one.
Me: I'll let that slide for now. Now tell me, what did she ever do that makes you feel like she loves you? Or make you feel so loved.
Bellatrix: Everytime we went to Costco and when there's some food samples, she'll let me have hers.
Me: Oh.
Bellatrix: "OH" INDEED, OUR LOVE IS INEVITABLE!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE WILL YOU? 
Me: I'LL LEAVE YOU FOR NOW. REST WHILE YOU CAN AND CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF IT BECAUSE I WILL COME BACK WITH GREATEST WEAPON NEXT TIME!!