10 P.M Bullshit

Fight

Me: What kind of animal would you like to be?

Bellatrix: Bird.

Y/n: Why them tho?

Bellatrix: One, I can ruin people's day by shitting on them or their car. Two, I can judge anyone while standing on the higher ground.

Me: I've killed three pigeons when I was 9 years old because they keep shitting on my grandma's porch.

Bellatrix: I didn't clarify which type of bird.

Me: I don't care what type of shit and this is just for your reminder not to shit on me and my property or you'll ended up like those three.

Bellatrix: I would like to see you try.

Me: You ask for it so don't fret yourself.

Bellatrix: Stop with the blabbering and get on with it... coward.

Me: WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALLED ME?

Bellatrix: A coward. What are you going to do about it?

Y/n: FOR MY OWN SAKE CAN YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING?! I SWEAR TO MERLIN THAT IF YOU GUYS KEEP CONTINUE FIGHTING I'LL BURN BOTH OF YOU ON THE STAKE MY OWN!!

Me: Uh oh..

Bellatrix: Your fault.

Me: NO IT IS NOT!!

Y/n: *Fed up* I'm leaving.

Narcissa: No dear, you're not.