10 P.M Bullshit

r u guys relating 2 any of these? (tell me u do plz)

Me: *Muffled from my room* I swear to god, I'm getting more and more delusional and insane every fucking day.

Y/n: What's up with her?

Narcissa: She'll tell you later-

Me: *Walked to the living room* Guys, what is wrong with me?

Narcissa: Or now..

Bellatrix: Fucked up in the head.

Me: Ten points for Bellatrix.

Y/n: Beyond than fucked?

Me: Definitely. So, that's probably why..

Bellatrix: Why what?

Me: I don't know, but lately I've been seeing some kind of creepy black figure or anything everywhere I go- but that's not the only thing that I've been seeing.

Y/n: Did you open your third eye or something?

Me: Ion know. And just now I just heard something barking very loudly. But it turns out to be just a bird? A tiny one.

Y/n: Sounds like a hearing problem to me.

Me: Probably? I don't know. I really really REALLY don't fucking know. I keep on hearing things, saying stuff that I know I will definitely regret, snapping on every stupid shit, absolutely exhausted as if a tall hot looking milf vampire just drained every energy I have left out of my body, can't really rest when it's actually the time to do so and feels absolutely not safe all the time even if I am in my bed safe and sound. The sick part of this is that there's more of it.

Bellatrix: Well, that is something very not new.

Me: Is my period coming? Maybe that's why I'm like this?? Oh- dear lord above, I beg you to let me keep all of my remaining sanity to myself or one of my friends here has to send me to the asylum. Or worst, looking out for someone to give me an exorcism.

Bellatrix: That gave me an idea..

Narcissa: Darling, sit down. You're stressed.

Me: Am I? Because I feel like I'm not but at the same time I do think so.

Narcissa: Yes, now sit.

Me: *Unsurprisingly obeying* Goddamn, I feel like I'm losing my mind ya know? Every day I wake up and take a look at people, they all looked very punchable and really irritating. Except for you Bella. You already have been like that since the beginning.

Bellatrix: Fuck off.

Me: Why am I stressed? I mean, I'm fine really! There's absolutely nothing I am struggling with right now.

Y/n: Bombastic side eye. Criminal offensive side eye.

Me: Fine, that may not be true. BUT HONESTLY- what is it that I'm stressing about?! There's no reason for me to be stressed. I am a relaxed person.

Bellatrix: I know that you think you're in your 'healing era' and whatnot. But, just because you're in that positive phase, doesn't mean you don't have the right or can't feel the opposite.

Me: I am surprised that things actually came out of your mouth.

Bellatrix: You are insufferable.