10 P.M Bullshit

Story

Bellatrix: Why do you always watch sci-fi? You're not good in science anyway.

Me: Why do you watch romance? Nobody loves you. I think that's why you watch it in your blanket.

Bellatrix: No, you're wrong. Y/n love me.

Me: Hmm, does she tho?

Bellatrix: *Intense staring*

Me: ...

Bellatrix: You're lucky I don't have my wand with me.

Me: Does that mean you can't do anything without your wand? How pitiful.

Bellatrix: *Suddenly on top of me and choking the oxygen out of me* I had enough with your boldness.

Me: *Wheezing* This is kinda kinky don't you think?

Bellatrix: Go die.