Mrs. Hypocrite

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by HornyW1tch

by HornyW1tch

Me: *Running through the living room* GUYS, GUYS, GUYSSS!!!

Y/n: *Snuggling close to Bellatrix while watching a tv show* Uh oh..

Bellatrix: Oh, Merlin's sake.. What now?

Me: WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL?

Bellatrix: No.

Me: *Dragging you by your feet* Well, don't mind if I steal your girlfriend then.

Bellatrix: *Flabbergasted* I- SHE'S- WE'RE NOT-

Me: Oh, please spare me those denials bullshit. We all know that you guys fucked each other more than 20 times and act like that didn't happen at all to keep things professional.

Y/n: Yeah, just like you and Cissa.

Me: Excuse you, that was one time thing and we both were not in the right state of mind back then. But we promised each other to not talk about it anymore to keep things professional.

Bellatrix: BULLSHIT!!

Y/n: Whatever you say Mrs. Hypocrite.