Me: I know this is way too late for this because you guys have slept with each other before.. and after.
Y/n: Just get on with it already.
Me: Do you guys have safeword?
Bellatrix: No.
Me: Why not?
Bellatrix: Because it's dumb and it already sounds dumb. Plus, I found no pleasure in playing safe. How could anyone do that?
Y/n: That will remain a mystery to someone like you.
Bellatrix: What does that mean?
Me: Doesn't matter. Also, it is important for you guys to have safeword. Let alone you're with someone like her *pointing at Bellatrix*
Bellatrix: I may not know what that means but I am smart enough to know that it's an insult.
Y/n: I know but so far nothing bad has ever happened. So-
Me: Nuh uh girl. You'll never know when it's needed. You know what they say, better thatch your roof before the rain begins.
Bellatrix: Have any of you noticed that I'm still here? Oh, right. I forgot that I'm invincible.
Me: Oh, stop your whining. She'll make it up to you later when I finally convinced her to take my idea for the safeword.
Y/n: Take your idea? Absolutely not-
Me: No, please just let me-
Y/n: Nope.
Me: JUST HEAR ME OUT.
Y/n: Fine, go ahead.
Me: Cum whale.
Y/n: WHAT THE HE-
Me: COME ON, IT'S A GOOD ONE!
Y/n: Nathan, no. How in the hell did you even get that?
Narcissa: I cannot imagine how anyone is going to say that in the middle of the deed without laughing.
Me: If you're down to let me prove you wrong then let's go.
Bellatrix: WHAT?!
Narcissa: You bet.
Y/n: WHAT?!!
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Short StoryGay witches living in the same apartment. What could possibly go wrong right?