Mispronunciations

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Me: Wanna hear something?

Y/n: This better be worth it.

Me: It would be butter if you say something instead of that because it really yo-hurt my feeling.

Y/n: ...

Me: ...

Y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Me: YOU CORN NOT EGGSCAPE MEEE

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