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'StepOnMeDora' has logged on



Hello? :StepOnMeDora

I think I can hear my voice echoing... :StepOnMeDora


'Heroiknight' has logged on


Heroiknight: wifey! do not fear! :D


Omg it's my husband :StepOnMeDora


Heroiknight: yah! i just woke up lol


It's lunch time... :StepOnMeDora


Heroiknight: hehe


Insane :StepOnMeDora


Heroiknight: insane 4 you ;0


Ew :StepOnMeDora


Heroiknight: :(


'Vancey123' has logged on


Vancey123: This is why you should divorce him and marry me


Heroiknight: WAT!!!???


Vancey123: My pickup lines are better ;)


Hero doesn't need to pick me up :StepOnMeDora

He already did :StepOnMeDora


Heroiknight: omg now im blushing <3


Vancey123: I will not give up!!!


Heroiknight: why? there are plenty of wives in the sea >:(

Heroiknight: I mean fish haha (not that wifey is a fish!!)


Vancey123: If I can't even pick up a girl in a group chat, what kind of man am I?!


Just the fact that you're trying to pick up a girl in a group chat should give you your answer. :StepOnMeDora


Heroiknight: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH


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"Who are you texting?"

A very nosy girl was attempting to read the messages on your screen from over your shoulder.

"Oh my goodness! Is that Find Your Flock?" The girl giggled. "If you need friends that badly, I'll volunteer."

"She doesn't need any more friends."

The girl whipped around to see a short, yet intimidating female behind her.

"Fuck off."

The girl scuttled away without another word.

This person was your best (and only) friend, Andy.

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