Hii namaste.... Let's begin with today's part 😀..
Haseena reaches home. She goes to her room and takes out a diary. She puts the heading "ways to irritate Anubhav"
1: unke liye khana le jana 👍🏼HM: ab next Tarika aaj Raat Ko
At 8:30 AS come back and HM opens the door and smiles.
AS: tum, shanky kaha hai
HM: woh shanky bhaiya ko kuch kaam tha toh woh chale Gaye aur vimla kaki bhi khana banakar chali gayi aur Nani ji aur mama Mami bahar Gaye hai , CS and SS bhi dinner pe Gaye hai aur ks apni friend ke ghar PE hai. Basically hum ghar pe akele hai 😃
He entered in the house , she offered him a glass of water and said
HM: aap kapde Badal lijiye hum khana lagate hai.
He goes to freshen up and she goes to the kitchen to serve food
HM: Abhi batati hu HM kya cheez hai (she mixes extra salt in the dal)
He comes back and she served the dinner.
HM: ye lijiye aapki dal aur ye mattar aaloo ki sabji
He started eating and then cough
AS: ismein toh bahut Namak hai
HM (laughing silently) nahi toh Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai Mr Singh aap ki tabiyat kharab hai Shayad isiliye munh ka swad bigad Gaya hai (smirk)
He eats the sabji roti and goes to roomHM: step two
2: khane Ko kharab karna 👍🏼
Ab aap dekhte jaiye hum kya kya karte hain.She goes back to the room and sees him working . She smrikes , she takes her phone and pretend to talk
Hm: ha hello, ha bolo oh bahut hi acche
AS: haseena thoda dheere bolo mein kaam kar raha hu na
HM: woh wahan signal ka problem hai toh isiliye (she continues)
After sometime he goes out getting irritated and disturbed.
Hm: step 3 : kaam mein disturb karna
At 11:00 pm he entered the room and saw her sleeping peacefully on the bed . So he thought if she will wake up she will irritate again so he takes the pillow and blanket and lies on floor, soon after he sleeps she gets up and smrikes
HM: step 4: bed pe kabza
Next day he was sleeping and she open the curtains and sun rays fall on him
AS: haseena parde band karo
HM: woh Nani ji ne kaha tha ki subah Ko khidki kholne se ghar mein positive vibes aate hai aur hawa bhi achi chal rahi hain
He gets up and go to the washroom
HM: step 5: neend kharab karna
After 2 min he comes out fully drenched in water
AS: bathroom ka shower kisne on Kiya
HM: sorry woh Abhi hum naha kar aaye toh shayad on reh gaya hoga aap change kar lijiye . Sorry (he glared her and left) bechare (started laughing)
He gets ready and comes to his room and saw hm sitting on the bed relaxing with their pet dog biscuit
AS: haseena tumne isse bed pe kyu bithaya
Hm: woh hum TV dekh rahe the aur biscuit Ko humare saath baithna tha toh woh aa Gaya
AS: tumhara dimag sahi hai usne pura ka pura pillow cover phad diya aur tum aram se TV dekh Rahi ho
HM: oh sorry humara dhyan nahi tha, chalo bahar chalo biscuit
AS: aah I am fed up!!!
___________________________________________In the afternoon AS comes out of his cabin and sees every one enjoying lunch
AS: (shouts) kya chal raha hai yahan pe
Employee: sir woh aaj HM hum sab ke liye lunch layi thi , man na padega sir aap bahut lucky hai jo aapko unke Jaisi wife Mili
CS: bhai aapne lunch kiya , bhabhi ne aapke liye cabin mein Rakha tha
AS: mujhe woh nahi khana
CS: Lekin...
AS: end of the discussion. Aur aap log kaam pe lagiye aap Ko kaam ke. Paise milte hai timepass ke nahi . Got it.
He went to his cabin and saw tiffin on the table . He ignored and started working. After an hour he gets hungry and calls AK
AK:yes sir
AS: Arun mere liye bahar se khana order karo
AK: sorry sir Lekin aaj sare restraunts strike par hai
AS: damn it!!! Tum jao
AK: ok sir (he left)
AS sees the tiffin and seeing no option open it and started having the food.
HM sees this from the glass door
HM: bhook lagi thi phir bhi janab Ko akad dikhani thi , akdu, khadoos
She unknowingly smiled seeing him enjoying the food and then leave.
To be continued....
So today HM enjoy to see AS getting irritated and irritate him more.
On the other hand AS eats the food prepared by hm and enjoy it . What will happen as the story goes on.Up coming: honeymoon package for anuseena and cheetosh.
As I have said earlier I am going on a break from today. This part was drafted so I published. Next part god knows kab aayega but will try soon..... TC
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