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insult

[continuation from previous part]

Next morning

AS sleep broke,  he saw HM sleeping with legs over him .

AS: kaise soti hai ye ladki , haseena (shook her lightly) haseena utho

HM: kya hua Mr Singh  pareshan mat kijiye hum so rahe hai

AS: haseena get up apni position dekho

Hm (saw her position) oops sorry

AS: mein fresh ho kar aata hu and pls aaj salad mat banana

HM: nahi aaj bread and butter hai aapke liye 😊

After a few minutes he come out and she came out getting Ready . He looks at her as he hear the voice of door. He was first time lost in her

She looked at him and he composed himself and went down to have breakfast.

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"Ye hai Shikha khala aur ye unke bete Biju Patnaik" haseena said introducing her neighbours to AS.

HM: aur ye hai humari saheli Nandini

Nd: kaise hai aap Jijaji

He just smiled and said: I am fine

Sk: aur kaise ho beta (she pulled her cheek)

AS: hum thik hai (he said withdrawing his cheek) aunty (to PJ) mujhe kaam hai toh mein jaun

PJ: ha beta aap jaiye

HM: Lekin ammi

Mm: Haseena pareshan mat kar unhe (to AS) Anubhav beta Tum jao

AS: ji thank u (he went)

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In the afternoon AS was working in the room when door bell rang and pj open the door and a man was standing

PJ: aap ??

Ak: ji mein Arun Khanna , Anubhav sir hai

Mm: kaun hai Pushpa

PJ: woh jiji Anubhav ke office hai

AS came: arre Arun come

Mm: ye sab kya hai beta

AS: woh Bua ji ye sab mera personal saman hai mera shampoo and conditioner and sab kuch aur ye new AC hai woh aapka wala kaam nahi kar raha isiliye

HM listen to the conversation and feels bad as indirectly he insulted her family. She comes out of the kitchen and say

HM: Lekin Mr Singh yahan sab kuch toh hai toh phir iski kya

AS: Lekin haseena mujhe ye sab use karne ki aadat hai bas isiliye

HM: Lekin shampoo aur sabun toh same hota hai na aur AC kharab ho gya hai toh hum banwa denge

PJ: jane de na haseena unhe aadat nahi humari zindagi jeene ki toh karne de jo karna.

HM: Lekin

Mm: haseena (nods in no) beta Tum jao

AS: thank you (he went)

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Next morning

AS: aunty mein jogging pe ja raha hu ek ghante mein aa jaunga

PJ: thik hai aap jao 😊

He was going out when he collided with HM

Hm/AS : tum/ aap dekhke nahi chal Sakti/sakte

HM: galti aapki hai

AS: excuse me tum andhi bankar chal rahi thi

HM: arre ek toh aap galti karte hain upar se dhauns (dadagiri) jamate hai

AS: dekho haseena mera koi mood nahi hai tumhare saath behas karne ka (he went)

Haseena followed him when an old man of their neighbourhood saw them

Man: arre haseena bitiya kaisi ho tum

HM: hum thik hai chacha ji

Man: ye Pati hai tumhare

HM: ji

Man: kahan ja rahe ho beta

AS: jogging

Man: arre woh chodo aur humare saath akhade mein chalo

HM: nahi chacha ji Mr Singh Ko in sab ki aadat nahi woh jogging karne walo mein se unse ye sab nahi hoga

AS: ji nahi mein aaunga

HM:(whispered) kya bol Rahe aap ye aap se nahi hoga Jane dijiye

AS: ab toh mein karke dikhaunga

HM: thik hai challenge,  nahi kar payenge

AS: accepted (to man) chaliye

They reached the akhada , he removed his track shirt and was now in his vests ........(imagine the akhada scene) after doing the task he came out .

AS: Pani do

HM: ji (handed him a glass of water)

AS: uljhna mat agli baar okk (tapped her head lightly and went)

HM: accha ji Abhi batate Hain aapko (smrikes)

They reached back home and he went near the washroom to take a bath when HM said

HM: Mr Singh woh humein washroom Jana hai

AS: ok jaldi karna mujhe office ke liye late ho raha hai

HM: sure

After 20 mins

AS: haseena jaldi karo

HM: mr Singh woh hum ne socha hum naha lete hain toh phir hum naha rahe hai toh please aap kapde de denge

AS: what !! Tum janti ho na mujhe late ho raha hai

HM: hum jaldi aa jayenge don't worry,  please de dijiye na

He gave her clothes , after sometime she came out and he went in .
After 2 mins she knocked the door

AS: kya hai

HM: woh kya hai na Mr Singh hum apna towel bhul Gaye hai toh de denge please

He gives the towel . Again after 5 minutes she knocked the door

AS: ab kya hua haseena

HM: woh humein Pani bharne Jana hai warna khatam ho jayega toh bucket denge

He irritatedly give the bucket

Like this she keeps on irritating him and sharp 10:00 pm finally he gets to bath , so he on the tap but to his misfortune the water is stopped. He came out

AS: bua ji Pani kyu nahi aa raha hai

Mm (sees the time): arre beta Pani toh khatam ho gya tum kyu nahi nahaye ab tak

He glared at her (HM) and she made a innocent face.

PJ: Lekin ab kya kare

AS: please kuch bhi kijiye mujhe der ho Rahi hai please

HM: humare pass ek Idea hai

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To be continued.......

Toh kya hoga haseena ka atrangi idea??. Kya Anubhav naha office pahunch payega time pe. Janane ke bane rahiye mere saath

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