Sucks To Be Me

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Well, we've come to the conclusion that Kaito is asexual.

...Which is fine! It doesn't bother me! I couldn't care less, really! 

Sigh...

Part of me is happy that we finally figured it out. I was scared he just didn't want me.

He does, just... not the way I wish he did. 

I mean, when I told him that I would manage, and that vibrators exist for a reason, he seemed very confused. This man is [REDACTED] years old and he doesn't know what a vibrator is?!

I'll be okay, I guess. It's disappointing, seeing how he's the most gorgeous creature I've ever seen, but that is not going to stop me from loving him. He's still mine.

And I can't tell him what to do, but... asexuality is supposed to be a spectrum, right? Maybe someday he'll want to try.


AND ANOTHER THING, HOW ARE WE EVER SUPPOSED TO HAVE THOSE KIDS THAT HE AGREED TO WHEN WE PLANNED TO ELOPE IN HIGH SCHOOL-

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