The Legend of Meiko

A Letter

My dear so-called "family",

I will have you know that the situation I am about to tell you has landed me in therapy. Also apparently I have anger issues.

My new therapist told me to write a letter with all of my feelings and then destroy it. I quite like this idea because I can say whatever I want and none of you will ever read it.

So in that case...

I HATE YOU ALL!!

Well... No I don't.

Yes I do! I can say whatever I want so who cares about being nice?!

Ahem. Now for the story.

So you remember how some random guy called me and said he was my long-lost uncle and he wanted me to visit his private island?

That was a lie! Can you believe it?! He was just some jerk trying to strand me! I had no cell phone reception, no way to contact the outside world!

The worst part?

Nobody was worried.

Not a single one of you cared about what happen to me. Not any of you and certainly not Crypton.

And I knew that, I always have, so I decided I would make the best of my situation. I earned the trust of the crabs on the island, which made it very easy to eat them all. There was a small hut there already, and while it was pretty run down, I probably wouldn't have survived without it. Aside from helpful supplies, there was also a book of hymns in there, so I now can sing countless songs about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

From an entire month I lived on that wretched island. I was nearing death when a luxury cruise ship passed by. Trying to get them to notice me, I screamed so hard I lost my voice for a week. Between that and everything else I did, they luckily took me in. And I gotta say, I enjoyed my time there more than I had enjoyed my entire life prior to that. The people there were actually nice to me. However, they thought I was mentally insane, which is why I was put in therapy.

I almost didn't want to come back home, but then I remembered I'm the oldest hence I am totally in charge. Sorry, it's the truth ;) Plus I was convinced that if Kaito was in charge things would certainly be chaotic.

And boy was I right!

Of course, while nobody cared I was gone, everyone was hooking up! Like seriously? I've been trying to get a date for years and y'all are out here doing it like it's nothing!

Even my man left me!

...He actually wasn't my man, officially. But he should've been. Just saying.

Maybe my therapist will date me? He's kinda cute.

Okay so I texted him and he said he's married and even if he wasn't he's not allowed to date his patients.

I need a drink.

So yes, to summarize, I am not happy with any of you at the moment and you better believe that I plan to set things straight around here. And after I get my drink I will destroy this letter so it will never be read again. You don't deserve to know what happened to me anyways, because if you really cared you would've just asked me.

XOXO Meiko