Kitty: How are you not dead yet?
Puss: Because God and Lucifer are still fighting over who has to put up with me for an eternity.
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Puss In Boots | Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some mildly offensive and mature Incorrect Quotes with Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty and more, (but mainly Puss and Kitty). To be honest, most of these is Puss driving Kitty to insanity.
Death Hates Puss
Kitty: How are you not dead yet?
Puss: Because God and Lucifer are still fighting over who has to put up with me for an eternity.
