Puss: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Kitty: Okay, but in my defense, Humpty bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Puss: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Puss In Boots | Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some mildly offensive and mature Incorrect Quotes with Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty and more, (but mainly Puss and Kitty). To be honest, most of these is Puss driving Kitty to insanity.
