Donkey: If Humpty and I were drowning, who would you save?
Kitty: You two can't swim?
Donkey: It's a hypothetical question, Kitty! Puss, who would you save?
Puss: My time and effort.
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Puss In Boots | Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some mildly offensive and mature Incorrect Quotes with Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty and more, (but mainly Puss and Kitty). To be honest, most of these is Puss driving Kitty to insanity.
3/4 Of This Squad Cannot Swim
Donkey: If Humpty and I were drowning, who would you save?
Kitty: You two can't swim?
Donkey: It's a hypothetical question, Kitty! Puss, who would you save?
Puss: My time and effort.
