**Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker**
Shrek: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Humpty: ...I did. I broke it.
Shrek: No. No you didn't. Donkey?
Donkey: Don't look at me. Look at Puss.
Puss: What?! I didn't break it.
Donkey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Puss: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Donkey: Suspicious.
Puss: No, it's not!
Pinocchio: If it matters, probably not, but Kitty was the last one to use it.
Puss, mumbling: Treading on thin ice...
Kitty: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Pinocchio: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kitty: I use the wooden stirrers to mix up the kittens food. Everyone knows that, Pinocchio!
Humpty: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Shrek.
Shrek: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Pinocchio: Shrek... Donkey's been awfully quiet.
Donkey: rEALLY?!
Everyone: *starts arguing*
Shrek, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Shrek: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Shrek:
Shrek: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Puss In Boots | Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some mildly offensive and mature Incorrect Quotes with Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty and more, (but mainly Puss and Kitty). To be honest, most of these is Puss driving Kitty to insanity.
