Humpty: Would you stab your best friend for 10 million dollars?
Puss: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Kitty: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Puss: Good thinking.
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Puss In Boots | Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some mildly offensive and mature Incorrect Quotes with Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty and more, (but mainly Puss and Kitty). To be honest, most of these is Puss driving Kitty to insanity.
