Courting Death

Just kill me, you damn ROOSTER!

When I woke up again, I was indeed not dead. Ohh how I knew that something like this was happening. I found myself walking home yet again only to stop right in front of the door.

Why should I go through the damn same pain again?

It won't do me a thing. 

Why should I go inside then?

She doesn't want me anyways.

As I was thinking that I turned around and went the way I came back to the abandoned part. Little did I know that I would get myself in some kind of shitty danger. As I was walking back to where I came from, I remembered the heroes running into a direction but I didn't care much about it that time. Now I knew why because all of the sudden I had red feathers around me. I was just a by stander and now I was a victim and hostage all together.

Hawks: One step closer and he is dead!

Just my luck.

Back home, my mother would kill me.

Wich failed....

Now I have a wild chicken that wants to kill me?!

Ohh great!

Well if he can that would be soo cool!

I don't know how I can repy him if he manage to kill me.

Well let's hope this will kill me.

Me: Be my guest!

I saw Hawks the number 3 villain of Japan in front of me and I could hear some footsteps behind me which were definitelly the heroes. However the moment I stated my opinion Hawks sharp eyes widen for a split second and he looked at me in disbelieve before he started smirking and smiling at me yet again.

Hawks: Oh aren't we brave?

Brave me?

Nope.

I have a death wish!

AND NO ONE CAN HELP ME!

So yes call it brave call it foolish or call it whatever you want.

Just end this miserable life of mine!

Please!

If I can't kill myself then maybe you can!

Me: *Sigh* Nope.

Uhhh these look sharp!

Maybe this will work better than glass bottle shards!

Yup!

He killed soo many with his feathers already...

This should work.

I grabbed the feather that was hovering around my neck and without much thinking, I used it to cut my throat open and immediately went down to my knees. It wasn't too deap to kill me immedately since this damn villain retreaved his wing for a bit when I grabbed it. Now here I was slowly but yet surely bleeding out with a villain that has this bewildered look in his face.

Hawks: THE FUCK!

That's my line!

Why would you pull them away from me?!

I wanted to die!

You fucking lunatic!

You a villain how could you just pull it away!

I am doing you a favor while getting your kill count up!

SO WHY?!

I just want to die!

Even a villain is no use....

What damn pupose do you have if you scared of killin?!

No!

You already killed so many!

Is this your first suicidal person?

Really?

Come on it's not that bad.

It's like killing someone by the normal way.

Just do it.

Now here was the weird part. While I was laying on the floor, I saw Hawks jump into the air and pick me up while flying away. 

Hawks: Damn! Why the fuck-

Before he could say any more, I mustered all my strength that I had in myself and punched him in the face which resulted in the man dropping me. Now I knew that falling wouldn't kill me but it would still be better than whatever this chicken had in mind.

However as I started falling I felt something frapping around me and in the next moment someone else was laying me on the ground and trying to cover my throat and stop the bleading. It was no other than Eraserhead and he looked panicked.

huh...

why couldn't you just leave me to die?

Why?

It's my deepest wish and you had to do this?!

You no hero!

You a damn hypocrit!

I never asked for you to safe me!

NOW SHO SHO!

Leave me be and let me die in peace!

Eraserhead: Shit.

Mic: Nem use your quirk.

Midnight: I don't think it can safe him.

Mic: What you mean?! NEM put him to sleep.

Me: *bloody coughing*

Eraserhead: .... Shit... It's too late....

He was right. I could see black dots around my field of vision and I was happy that this was about to end because it was such a bad shit show. If this would happen again, I am sure I will ask that chicken to kill me quickly. Who knows maybe that will kill me once for all.

Mic: NO!!!! Little listener! No!

Eraserhead: There is nothing we can do about it. He already lost too much blood.

Midnight: ... I will get that villain!

Mic: We all will someday.

Eraserhead: Endeavor and All Might are on his tail anyways.

That was all I could hear before the sweet sweet relieve of the darkness toook over and I left myself drift away hoping for nothing but peace. Too bad that this wasn't the last of me and so I woke up once again but this time it was right before Hawks appereance.

Me: FUCKING HELL! JUST KILL ME!!! YOU, YOU DAMN CHICKEN DO IT NOW!!!

I was at first talking to myself but I knew what was going on and so before Hawks could make an appereance before me, I turned around and face him with open arms. He just stopped in midtrack looking with wide eyes at me.

Hawks: Did you just call me chicken?

Me: Yes, you damn rooster, chicken, urban pigeon. Take whatever insult you want just kill me!

Hawks: The fuck?!

Me: That's what I am supposed to say now do it quickly before Eraserhead, Mic and Midnight manage to actually catch up to your damn ass.

Hawks: No fucking need to be this rude.

Me: *Sigh* Just do it already!

The moment I said that we could hear Mic shouting and I was once again in a hostage situation. What the fuck was up with this damn life?!