Courting Death

... the LOV....

As he said that all of the sudden I could hear something coming from outside the room. It was weird since I knew a lot about heroes and there was for sure not a team I knew where Hawks was part off this just seemed weird to me.

Me: So who are they?

Hawks: Ohh just a group of people.

Me: Hmh... So I am in a villain lair and you have me cuffed and detained?

Hawks: Yup.

Me: Why?

Hawks: Told you already now stop asking why.

Me: Fine but tell me who they are cause it's getting annoying.

Hawks: I can't tell you much but this is the LOV base.

Me: LOV?

Hawks: Wanna take a guess what it stands for?

Me: Sure why not.

Hawks: HAHAHAHAHA I was just joking but go ahead.

Me: Love of Variety?

Hawks: Huh?

Me: Living our Values?

Hawks: Pfff if that would only be true.

Me: Line of Visibility.

Hawks: No.

Me: Land of Viginks?

Hawks: We not even Vikings.

Me: True... Ohh List of Values?

Hawks: What? We are not iteems.

Me: Hmm true that. How about Library of Virignity.

Hawks: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Last Office Visit?

Hawks: You have a lot of ideas you know that.

Me: Thanks now you wanna tell me what it really stands for?

Hawks: Ligue of Villains.

Me: Oh of course some virgins having a new club and calling themselves Bad Bitches. Why didn't I think about that.

Hawks: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

While Hawks was laughing his ass off, falling out of the teach someone who was listening to everything kicked the door and and went straight to Izuku with a knife in their hands.

Girl: Yo who called me a bitch?

Me: I did you Hoe.

Girl: You wanna die?

Me: Oh yes please!

Before Hawks could do anything, I welcomed the kinfe in her hand and let her stab me while also standing up from the chair and basically letting myself fall onto her. She was definitelly surprised and I could hear Hawks stop laughing while quickly pulling me away from her and freaking out. I could tell this much.

Me: Shit.....

Hawks: Don't talk!

Me: Hah.... hope... I... die.... for...real....

Hawks: TOGA!

I remember hearing some footsteps hurrying away and some red feathers around me but this was just for a moment. I felt Hawks still holding preasure at the wound but it was too late. This was a fatal wound after all however as much as I would have loved staying dead, I woke up again. It was as if I was just blinking the whole time.

Me: THE FUCKING HELL!

Hawks: Huh? If you don't want to play along that is fine too. 

I jumped out of the chair and ignored the feathers around me or Hawks who was looking at me bery confused as I stomped over to the door and just opened it letting a person drop inside the room.

Me: Didn't no one fucking tell ya if you stab someone stab them into their damn heart you BITCH!

Hawks: ... you died again?

Me: Nooo, chicken I lived again.

Toga: Ahm... who is this?

Me: None of your business Toga now scram!

Just by the tone of my voice, she quickly stood up and just got out of there before I slammed that damn door shut and looked at Hawks. He was definitelly confused but I gave it away that I died since I knew that she was listening in on us and I was sure he knew that fact too.

Me: You did that on purpose huh.

Hawks: What? You need to be more specific.

Me: Letting her listen on us and made me guess.

Hawks: I knew she was there because she is a curious one but no, I didn't know she would stab you and why did she do that?

Me: Becuase I said I said that the LOV is a fucking a new club of virgin bitches that are play hard to get and try to be bad hoes.

Hawks: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH well damn. No wonder she went after you.

Me: Corection. I threw myself at her while she threatened me.

Hawks: .... Don't do this.

Me: I don't have a reason not to.

Hawks: I'll find ya a reason so stop doing this.

Me: You?

Hawks: Yes. Oh I know why not join the LOV?

Me: You mean this stupid gang?

Hawks: Yeah.

Me: Okay sure if that get's me killed.

Hawks: Ahm Not with me around.

Me: Oh come on!

Hawks: Deal with it.

Me: You know what? I'll find a damn way and if it is the last thing I'll do!

After I said that I opened the door and basically walked off and explored this base. Did I ignore my cuffed hands? Yes. Did I ignore the chicken following me? YES! 

This whole situation was just ridiculous after all. I wanted to die but can't die! In what damn reality is that normal and out of every people in this world, it had to be me.

What great damn luck I had.