Always and Forever, That's my Promise || AU Sans x Reader

Lights Out

So, they obviously came to you since they didn't want to be slapped or worse. Too bad they scared the daylights out of you. Literally.

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"-i don't know! all i did was say 'hiya'!- what are you even doing here?!"

"well how about you?! what are you doing here?! i would love to know!" Two short skeletons were arguing over your unconscious body, or rather, now conscious body.

Looking up you saw Sans, with his blue jacket. But who was he yelling at? Last thing you remembered was being startled and tripping over a rock into another, very hard, rock. You could still feel the throbbing pain from your head.

Clearing your throat, you caught both arguing figures' off guard.

"yeesh, you hit that rock hard didn't 'ya? you conked out fast-"

"and this guy screamed like a baby 'cause he thought you died."

"hey!" The rock dweller was pretty flustered. And now that you got a good look at him he kinda looked like Sans if he was into the grunge style. Were they related? Is that a rude question?

"So, who are you?" The skeletons eyed each other awkwardly. Then they started argue-mumbling at a volume that you couldn't hear.

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'-no way! i am not calling myself that! they already call me that and it is way more than enough!'

'well i can't call you sans, they call me that! you know how confusing that would get!'

'...okay fine, but i'll call myself something different. you stall for time while i think.'
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Looking back to you, Sans spoke.

"this is... my cousin." The other almost facepalmed at that, almost. He could have said brother-

"Did he get poofed here too?" That caught his attention.

"'poofed'? the hell do you mean by that?" Ah, another rude one. Well at least he's open about it.

"teleportation, and hurry with the name- ...sport."

"oh shaddup! my name's... roman. and yeah, got teleported too." Sans and Roman, huh? Who knows, maybe there's a third? But for now...

"Have you seen anyone else around?"

"heh, am i that boring?"

"Uh-"

"jokes! i haven't seen anyone except you two, which isn't a skele-ton." Light snickering could be heard emanating from the rock formation.

"it seems we have a humerus bunch here, but you didn't exactly tell what you were doing before you got here yet 'cuz." That's a bit hypocritical, you thought, after all he only told you that he got wet somehow. But Roman seemed to hesitate before he spoke, Sans still retaining his stone-cold gaze on him.

"i was hanging in my station, the snowdin one, then i was here. i teleported somehow..." After exaggerating that he teleported and did not 'poof', he paused.

"...say, human?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"shoo, gotta talk to bonehead here."

Jeez, overcompensating much?

Muttering out an insulted 'ok' you went into the unexplored, presumably unsafe, forest.

Leaning against a tree which was decently far away, you realized that Sans put your jacket on you... well probably him. Roman didn't exactly seem like the type to do that, especially since you didn't really know each other. Earlier you didn't get the chance to check these pockets, so you may as well now since you were waiting alone.

Again, kind of.

Feeling around you touched... a small magnifying glass? The one gran gave you...you must have left it in your pocket...

The familiar shape was brass with what should have been cool tinted highlights of a deep royal purple covering the glass considering you were in the shadows, in the light it shined a radiant yellow. You rose it to the rays of sunshine. But it now shone no color, it's tinge was removed in the light and dark. Through the lens, however, it showed... tracks?

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Meanwhile, the two 'cousins' were having yet another argument. Albeit, louder.

"'cousin'!? really?!"

"it was either that or you pretend to be paps, 'roman'!"

"what even happened for the device to go off?! and where-"

"if you think i have any idea of what is happening, then you're more idiotic than i thought! why don't you just shortcut your way out of here?!"

"well my magic isn't exactly working, classic!"

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..

...

He never checked his magic. He just assumed.

"wait, did you ever try to use-?"

"nope."

"red." Sans paused.

"what were you really doing before this?"

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