StUpId AnD fUnNy JoKeS

THE ingredient layff

Nancy
Nancy- hey Brit I'm making a cake for Mary's wedding and in using my secret ingredient WANNA know what it is
Brittany- Ya sure
Nancy- vaginal extract
Brittany- excuse me?
Nancy- yea just don't tell anybody
Brittany- that's wierd
Nancy- what it gives it a good flavor
Brittany- •••
Nancy- oh. My. God. VANILLA
Brittany- thank lord
Nancy- duck auto cornrolls