StUpId AnD fUnNy JoKeS

Under pressure... Layff

Mark- can I use a car tonight??
Mom- I need one car tonight. Ask your father.
Mark- uggggggggg FINE! But he's been soooo mean lately
Mom- don't take it personally
He's been under a lot of prostitutes at work lately
Mom- I DEFINITELY WROTE PRESSURE silly phone!
Mark- ahaha I want a job with dad!!
Mom- not funny mark...