StUpId AnD fUnNy JoKeS

Duckiing dick( quack quack) layff

Dad- hey son I picked up this cute dick today.
Dad- Omfg I meant dick**
Dad- DICK!!!**
Dad- DICK!! I HATE THIS DUCKING PHONE!!
Dad- DUCKING DICK HOW THE DUCK DO YOU TURN THIS DUCKING THING OFF
son-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING