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Jacked off job layff

Dalyn- dude mom said you had a bad day at work what happened
Fred- I got fired
For jacking some guy off
Dalyn- DUDE YOU JACKED A DUDE OF are you gay?!?!
Fred- sweet fuck no. I TOLD this FAT guy off
Dalyn- you need a new phone
Fred- and a new job