Haha... I HATE YOU layff

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Marvin- how was your day??
Crystal- I hate you I will slice off your arms and legs and then shove them down your throat so you choke
And while that's happening in going to saw off you head with scissors to make sure you have the low painful death you deserve.
Marvin- .-. What
Crystal- oops auto correct. I meant good.

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