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Taylor- I'm bringing Hayley over
Nick- thanks babe
I'm cheating on you
Taylor- what? After I'm bringing your dog back from the vet?!
Nick- eating omg I'm sorry babe AUTO CORRECT
Nick-NOO not eatING cheating
Nick- this god damm phone is my cribtonite UGHH i. Mēänt. Counting
Nick- babe I'm sorry
Tay??
Taylor- I'm not your babe
And my name is Taylor
Don't text me
Ever again
And come pick your own fucking dog up