StUpId AnD fUnNy JoKeS

Pretending layff

Pretending to still be eating when your parents tell you to do a chore
Mom- take it the trash
Me-uhmmm... I'm still eating
Mom- but you've been eating for 6 hours!!
Me- when do I not do that??
Mom-•••
Me-mom??
Mom-•••
Me-mOM-oh screw it