the princes quest (beeduo royal au) [finshed]

a child just fell down dont laugh dont laugh dont fvcking laugh

"prince tubbo_, tonight we bid you farewell as you go on the quest of your life" an announcer said on the stage that was for the entertainment "you will find an enderman slay it and bring back its eye and tongue for your crown. Do you understand?" he asked, schlatt was nodding next to him

"i understand sir" i said with slight hesitation

"good now the king must give a speech" the announcer nodded to my, very drunk, father

"umm well hiccup when you're mother the queen disappeared i sent you away to the kingdom of the crows hiccup a misjudgement on my part.i didn't see you hiccup for 9 years and missed you almost every day i am hiccup sorry that you have to go away again so soon but tradition is tradition and we mustn't go astray from it. fair well my son i hope you find and kill your beast with speed." my father slurred his words as he spoke

"thank you father, i will take you're words with me on my travel's" i said automatically

Tommy started up the stairs to say goodbye but tripped and ended up hitting Wil who toppled into technoblade who almost fell into their father,and that shit was funny. nikki came up beside me "don't you dare laugh or i will find you" she whispered and disappeared back into the line of servants "noted" i muttered to myself

"dumbarse!'' Wilbur shouted at Tommy with techno laughing along with Phil in the background, and Tommy was trying not to. He was failing at it. Wil was mad and a servant girl with red hair was helping him up he referred to her as sally. "s-sorry king" tommy said laughing.

"back to you're places all of you!" the poor announcer screamed "i present you with a horse for you're travel along with a sword for protection" he said pissed off

"thank you sir" i said still trying not to laugh at what just happened

"when you get back you will chose a girl to be your queen" he was cut off by my father

"we changed the rules you can pick a man if so complied and a girl can surrogate for you" he said with haste

"oh yes yes that's a possibility to" the announcer said

i remembered that my mother had said that she had wanted to marry a servant girl rather than my father but there was a law against for royalty it and one of the first declarations she made was to disband that law.

i mounted the horse said goodbye to my kingdom

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After riding for 2 days uneventfully, I found a cottage that had a lit fire inside and I was planning on asking for shelter from the night. I banged on the door and it opened to an black and white enderman that looked like... mr boo beloved he had surprise in his eye. i don't know why i didn't just pull him out of the shelter of his house into the rain but i didn't, i greeted him

"hello would you mind me sleeping here for the night my horse is tired and i can pay if needed" i said testing to see if he would attack

"i- umm, well- sure" he managed to say confused 

"thank you kind sir,you are a sir right?"  i clarified

"oh um yes i am a sir" he answered still confused

(ranboo pov)

why is this boy being kind he could kill me with the rain and he does have to kill me, or maybe it's because i'm multicolored

"sir are you ok" the prince asked

"Why haven't you killed me yet?" i asked "if you're going to just do it"

"i'm not planning on killing any enderman" the prince said smiling

"What about your crown and tradition?" i muttered

"Some things need to change that tradition included. plus ender magic is amazing i could never kill one"

i hope i'm not going to regret this

"come on in prince tubbo"