coke made
round bottles
as a promotion
for Star Wars.
the TSA called it
a bomb and had
a fiesta checking
them over.
I was walking
my alligator
the other day.
the TSA followed
close behind me
and said his oversized
leash buckle looked
like a bomb.
I took a
huge shit the
other day.
the TSA followed
me into my bathroom
and said that due to
the dimensions of my
shit, it was considered
a bomb.
I think the TSA
should stay out of
my bathroom.
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BEATNIK: A Poetry Collection
PoetryThe first book in the "Beatnik Trilogy" of contemporary poetry collections.
