South Park Style Oneshots!!

[[1]] Fuck It, Dude. (Smut ⚠️)

••Stan's POV•••

Who would've thought?

Who would've thought that me and my best friend (recently turned boyfriend), would end up fucking the shit out of eachother.

I mean, ever sense we started dating, it was kinda obvious that we wanted to bone the crap out of eachother. Especially when we would start calling eachother at, like, 3 in the goddamn morning saying that we were horny or some shit.

But I still can't believe that all of my wet dreams, all of my crazy ass fantasies about him were coming true.

This isn't the first time that we've done anything sexual or anything like that. The first time was when our little group decided to go on a camping trip and one thing led to another thing, which resulted in us grinding up against eachother in our tent.

We stopped before anyone could realize what was happening. It was kinda obvious though. Even if you just passed our tent, you would definitely hear the shuffling of the sleeping bad and our breathless pants.

It was kinda awkward when we did it though. We definitely both wanted it, but after wanting it so long and when you finally get it, you don't really know what to do. I remember feeling so nervous. I was worried if I was moving the right way, worried if I was going to cum to soon, etc.

It ended up feeling really good though. We just kinda talked to eachother throughout the whole experience. Asking eachother, "So, does that feel good?" And "Does that feel right?" Communication is definitely best when your experimenting for the first time.

But, I'm definitely far from knowing all about sexual shit though. I actually kinda suck at it. The farthest I've gone with someone is literally grinding until we cum into napkins in a fucking tent. So, personally, I wouldn't take advice from me.

And now, here we both are. Him straddling my lap, both of us shirtless might I add, having the most intense make out session I've ever had in my goddamn life. Sure, we've made out before. Hell, we made out yesterday in the boys bathroom! But, I don't know. This time feels super different. He's being a lot more forward and not as nervous as he usually is. So, I pull back slowly, disconnecting our lips.

"Uh, not that I'm not literally loving this right now, but are you cool, dude? You just seem a lot more forward today." I ask, rubbing my hands around his chest.

"Well.." He breaks eye contact, "I've just been thinking..about stuff.."

"Like what? You can tell me bro."

"I kinda wanna do "stuff" with you more..like as soon as possible. As long as your comfortable with it though!" He says while putting air quotes around "stuff". That's basically the word we chose for doing anything sexual. It's just easier to say, man.

He adds, "Dude, I just wanna do more than taking our shirts off and making out. If you know what I mean." He looks away.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, I definitely know what he means. And by just thinking about it, I felt the blood that was originally in my face go straight to my dick.

"Oh. Oh! I-I mean, yeah of course, dude!" I sputtered out. Jesus, I really suck at this whole being seductive thing.

He gives me a small smile. I calm down a little bit. "Cool." He responds, scooting down so that he's sitting on his knees between my legs.
Fuck.

This is really happening.

"So-so, um, what do you wanna do?"

"I was thinking about just starting kinda slow, y'know?" Oh, thank god.