nanami and gojo were walking together when gojo decides to be a little MISCHIEVOUS as one would call it bcuz he loves to mess w nanami. so gojo has the most AMAZING idea to ever come to man kind. gojo will dress up as dora the explorer so nanami can be with his idol but in reality it be gojo and gojo tries to make nanami cry like a little baby bcuz nanami keeps in gojos opinion "bullying" gojo when in reality gojo was basically bullying nanami and nanami yelled at him for it.
-flashback to gojo bullying nanami-
"nanami." *no reply* "nanami." *still no reply* "NANAMI ISTG IF YOU DONT ANSWER ME IM GONNA EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD IN THE FRIDGE" "no not my food 🙁🙁😔😔😔😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" "yeah thats right YOUR food all in my tummy tum tum ready for me to call it yummy yum yum" *nanami eventually starts crying and this is how he sounds*
(anyways annoying ass babies crying is one of the main reasons why i dont want kids) while nanami is crying gojo is twerking to his favorite song (the one at the top) "HEY STOP TWERKING THIS IS ABOUT YOU GOING TO EAT MY FOOD !!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬" "never this song is my JAM this is the song i use to get my inner baddie out grrr." "like the jam in your smell like feet blindfold thats crunchy and you havent washed like EVER and has a bunch of dried up eye crust in it?" "HEY STOP BEING MEAN!!" "just stating the facts 🤷♂️ " now its gojos time to cry but hes still throwing it back to his favorite song. gojo cries so much that the floor is slippery and all you hear since hes throwing it back and keeps falling is this.
since hes also crying you hear this.
-end of flashback- anyways gojo was gonna get back at nanami for this and well i already told you how he was so lets just skip to then
-timeskip to idfk- gojo shows up at nanamis doorstep dressed up like this
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gojo then rings nanami's doorbell and waits for him to answer. since nanami doesnt answer immediately gojo continues to ring the doorbell. after about 10 minutes of ringing the doorbell the doorbell literally sparked and stopped working. "cheap ass doorbell 🙄🙄" thought gojo. after the doorbell broke gojo had no other choice but to begin banging on the door and shaking the doorknob agressively. little did gojo know however that there was a ring camera installed and it was looking directly at him. when nanami decided to check his ring camera because his phone wouldnt stop sending him notifications about motion being detected on his front porch he seen well. not dora but something much scarier than dora.
it was SWIPER NO SWIPING nanami absolutely FEARED swiper and when nanami saw swiper he screamed, not realizing that he was holding the microphone button so that gojo could hear him. gojo looks towards the direction of the scream immediately noticing the camera this time and begins staring right at it. gojo then gets on his tippy toes and looks straight into the camera. (like this)
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exactly 3 seconds later epic boss music starts playing.
the next thing nanami knows is that swiper aka gojo is inside his house and all nanami can do is pee his pants. gojo starts dying laughing. nanami recognizes this laugh and says "SHUT UP GOJO THIS ISNT FUNNY." (like this)
(i havent even watched south park just thought it would be good to use here)
after that gojo starts rolling around on the ground still in his swiper costume and eventually rolls out the door leaving a nanami who just peed himself on the floor.
