Mexico:- Do you.....like it?-he said nervously.
Usa:- What if I like it?, I love it!!
The Mexican let out a small sigh, he wanted the minor to like him, he saw every detail of it, for him Usa is "PERFECT" every astonishment that the minor gave gave him tenderness, all that was interrupted by the disaster that is down there.
narrates mexico
These brats won't let me be alone with my beloved Usa, wait! I said beloved?, how can I think of him?, in his blue eyes, his figure like that of a woman, his smile, his way of being, ahhhhhh!!!!!!, I'd better see what the kids do.
- Use, you can make yourself comfortable while I come back, yes?
Usa:- Sure!
He has never changed, well I'm leaving Usa when I go downstairs, to see how an orange rolls out of the kitchen, I go to the kitchen thinking the worst, I go in and I see all the chaos, Chihuahua fighting with Sonora for the damn meat Asada, Jalisco and Tabasco palliated Yucatan as always by separating these, Ahhh, I'll have to use my old friend, I grab the flip-flop that was out there, I throw it at Chihuahua, it hits it, it bounces, it falls into the coffee cups, they turn over burning The California triplets, these get up because of the burns on their parts, knocking over the table where San Luís Potosí and Querétaro were fighting, they fell on top of the State of Mexico that had a tray full of cups that fell on CDMX, Yucatán, Durango and Oaxaca.
- Have children of your ching * d * m * dre, clean up this mess!
They all agreed, since this is my house, my rules and my kitchen, I'm turning around, to see my precious "paco".
- Hello Paco.Paco
:- Woof woof woof (Could you feed me?)
-grabbed Paco- Didn't these kids feed you?
Paco:- Woof woof woof!! (These didn't feed me, they didn't even take me out into the yard (ʘᴥʘ))
-Wait what? - I look towards the room- Uhhhh, well I'll give you since you're my precious Paquito-I said tenderly.
I go down to Paco, to go look for his food, Paco is more than a pet, he is part of the family, I put his croquettes on his plate, I look at him tenderly, he gave me a little chill, someone must be talking about me...
I narrate sho!!
The Mexican knew that someone was talking about him, meanwhile in the depths of a forest there is a little house if you could say so and 2 trucks, from which various countries and organizations come out
???:- I was sitting in that truck for 2 hours just to be in the middle of the forest?-said the one with the swastika well emputad*
???:- It's not a big deal Nazi-said the Japanese trying not to make his friend get mad anymore.
Nazi:- That it's not a big deal? -he said turning slowly- don't you see that I can't get rid of this pole!?- referring to the USSR
???:- I never should have bet with you...-said the older German to the older Russian
???:- Well, in this house that is behind me is where all of you will live together-he said pointing to the house behind him-and so that they don't kill each other.....Nazi?
The named is caught almost in the act of stabbing the minor Russian, causing him to hide his blade
???:- I thought I told you to take all weapons away from everyone, FBI.
FBI: -sad- I did it....are you mad at me?-Puts a puppy face-but I already took about five hundred of those!!-He went from sad to angry.
Onu:- N-no, no, no, don't get mad, please calm down...-nervous beyond words.
FBI:- Don't let me get mad? How do you want me not to get mad, if you're not the one who has to wait for them to take out all their weapons until you get bored!!!-angry and then end up crying.
???: -whisper- What's wrong with that? -asked the Italian towards his Japanese friend.
I.J:- I have no idea but the drama is good-he said to eat a popcorn.Nazi:- Hey USSR...
USSR:- Uhm?.
Nazi: - Do you think the same as I'm thinking? - He said pointing to the older Russian and German with his thumb.
USSR: - To kill them? - the German smiles slightly but evilly - which one will I use? - he said to open his coat and reveal several knives to grab one.
???:- I don't know if I feel safe-said the older Russian since it is not the first time that his son has murdered him.
???:- Hay don't worry Preußen, anyway Onu is with us-he finishes speaking to point to the pacifist.
Onu:- turns to the older German- I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not going to take care of them, country music is already inside the house, bye~.
Without further ado, the pacifist left with the other organization in one of the vans and the other stayed there, leaving almost everyone confused.
???:- I think we should go in- said the older German as a storm was coming.
They all went in since they didn't want to catch a cold, when they opened the door after 1/2 hr of fights between the Germans but in the mind of the ancient empires it was.
*WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?*
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SORRY GUYS BUT I HAVE A QUESTION...WHO DO THE COUNTRIES WANT TO BE TO TAKE CARE OF THESE OLD EMPIRE?
GERMANY......................................................................................................................................
RUSSIA.........................................................................................................................................
POLAND........................................................................................................................................
UKRAINE.......................................................................................................................................
MEXICO?.......................................................................................................................................
CHINA...........................................................................................................................................
JAPAN...........................................................................................................................................
Mexico:- And why me?
- I don't know it's just filler, no way to put Belarus, well if you want it to be Belarus, vote.
DON'T THINK I'M FROM SPAIN I'M 100% MEXICAN, LET'S DANCE!!!!
*INSERT DANCE MUSIC*
GOOD UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
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FanfictionWhat would happen if Mexico lost most of its cultures and became the 1st power and not the USA? The Mexican will fall in love with the little Gringo because of an idea that the peace organization came up with so that there would be no other world wa...
